The Nero Chronicles: Of Swimming with the Fishes and Mat-Crobatics

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Of Swimming with the Fishes and Mat-Crobatics

As we barrel, nay, burn towards the end of this freshman month of the Annus Novos, Nero is reflecting on the fact that many of the past few days have been wiled away in this semi-prone position -- note the lunar landscape, then think beach ball.

When not assuming a sort of upright, reverse cobra stance or a "C curve," Nero has been actively engaged in park-pounding, followed by not-so-passive down-dogging. In fact, if Nero had a prehensile tail, it would at this time likely be put to good use lifting free weights or juggling a medicine ball.

Such is the evolution of resolutions. Mens sana in corpore sano, a strange pursuit if ever there was one. In the quest for wellbeing and longevity, we often overlook what an absurd waste it seems to die in perfect health. That said, Nero's pretty sure the time-worn frat house cry will never evolve into a mantra of "Let's do probiotic shots, y'all!" And so we soldier on.

A couple more points have floated into Nero's frontal lobe while engaging in topsy-turvy mat-crobatics. First and thoroughly self-evident is that it is always easier to keep treading 'round the hamster wheel if there is a goal in sight, a light at the end of the proverbial tunnel. Most people seem to think said tunnel measures about 26.2 miles, aka a marathon. But Nero stops way short of that wild notion.

Secondly, and far more illuminating, is that a few candid fashion shots seem to garner more excitement in this realm of the blogosphere than a thousand arduously chosen words. This comes as a true relief, as searching for le mot juste is typically harder most mornings than heaving my resisting 5 ft. 3'' bones up and over a plyo box.

On a decidedly lighter note, while swimming with the fishes may have a morbid ring to it, the Nero Trio will be doing just that in about ten days. A much-anticipated Cancunavention is underfoot and Nero is in a state of pop-fizz over it. Truth be told -- because this is a safe place of full disclosure -- this blogger's bag was packed and ready to roll two weeks ago, folks. Overzealous much, you ask? Perhaps. After all, a similar incident occurred the night before starting second grade and the rest of the year didn't bode so well.

But yes, this little four-day seascapade has put a bit of a swing in our stride. And yet, strange things have begun to happen -- things Nero's not entirely proud of. It would appear that a whiff of teen spirit has crept through the chinks in our all-grown-up armor. Neurotic neons, pulsating pinks and shapes which resist mathematical definition have wormed their way into the fray. Techno plumage, horizontal stripes and -- dare someone my age utter the profane? -- color-blocking, have decided to crash the beach party.

No, fair Nerophytes, no civilized excursion to the British West Indies will this be. Thus far, there's nary a golf course nor a yacht as far as the half-naked eye can see. There has, however, been some mention of an adults-only pool area where Maxim girls man the bar. That's not really the Nero Trio's scene, but for everyone's safety, we may have to send our six-year-old to investigate. Sí, Nero fears this case of fluorescent, arrested development may end badly. So stay tuned for more South of the Border disorder.

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3 comments:

Lila Moonlight said...: Dear Alcira, what a fun read again : ) Your holiday will be a very colorful one. I have the same zara tee with all those birds, loooooove birdy things ( plus all those lilac& purples : ) ) so I couldn't miss that one : ) I liked your blue zara wedges and nude&pink sandals very much too. And although I am not a fan of snakes and its designs on fashion, that Bul one looks really nice on you, and with great company, I got tempted to try one : )

About your questions, that shop you liked is still Delfina Delettrez, on Governo Vecchio, for sure you will see it while you are in Rome. So glad to hear that you will be in Italy this summer. If you have time for a drink or so, let me know in advance your dates so that I can organize to visit our Rome office those days : ) Or you come to Florence, even better : )) For your previous question, I wish I had a more interesting job, but can't complain, it is at least convenient for my travels and family : ) I work in telecom and studied telecom too.

I remember your last year's tropical holiday, I think it was the first time I commented on your blog and asked about an image you posted, that wonderful coral color shirt with leaves design on

I wish Nero trio a wonderful holiday : ); January 31, 2012 2:20 PM
candicecowin said...: Beautiful ensembles all. Looks like you had fun shopping. ;) You always look amazing in all this color. I can't imagine you wearing anything less fab and certainly not anything drab! Happy holiday-ing!; January 31, 2012 4:28 PM
anita said...: YOWZA!!!
Those Maxim girls don't stand a chance.; February 1, 2012 7:45 AM