The Nero Chronicles: On the 5 Days 'til Christmas and Other Musings Mostly

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

On the 5 Days 'til Christmas and Other Musings Mostly

Fair Nerophytes, lo and behold us in the throes of the season with Nero similarly engaged in that school's-out-suckers limbo moms love to hate, which explains why a quietus has descended here on the Western Front. But don't start having withdrawal symptoms just yet, because Nero's been hard at work pondering, ruminating and pontificating, and here are a few of my latest off-the-cuff conclusions regarding this particular time of year, this bookend to cap off 2011.

First off, and beyond the shadow of a doubt, Nero has it

from a Higher Authority that panettone is the Devil's work.

Secondly, I predict that lapel critters will one-up the lapdog in 2012. Just think of it, no nails to clip or groomer's tips, all the regal edge of pedigreed ownership minus the fuss and mess. In fact, Nero's devising a shock and awe, back-of-shoulder placement as she types.

When oversized, underaged reindeer insist that you dance, you should do so.

Nero's of a mind that everyone should have a strong, silent type sitting around. And as this blogger has a closeted yen for Asian chaps, I've been handing these Pu Yi trays out to any friend that'll have him.

And no, Nero's not kidding. Let's feather the Forbidden City, y'all.

When utter desperation strikes at dawn, drag the kiddos on a bike ride, preferably near a train track. That way you can claim to be waving to the Polar Express -- or throw yourself across the rails should the opportunity present itself.

In a tangential follow-up to bullet point two, animalia's going nowhere fast folks. So keep the two-to-four-leggeds close at hand in whatever incarnation you see fit.

2012 may just have to be the year, fair Nerophytes, the era of that great inferno -- the bonfire of the vanities. Because when Nero steps out in Saturday's best, only to see her clown suit lauded the morning after by that most erudite of fashion scribes, The Man Repeller, well a page in life has turned. Bah-humbug. Let the man-repelling begin, says I.

Here, as evidence to the crime scene, an amiga and I ring in the season and repel all suitors and most species -- she in her pre-pre-Raphaelite chimera care of D&G and Nero in what appears to be a watered-down acid trip through Flora's headgear, brought to us by that dearly beloved European flower child, Zara.

Nero would love to delight you with more seasonally appropriate, decor-related visual fodder. But alas we here at Ground Nero don't deck the halls, and knowing that my child has sat through no less than three of the aberrations above over the past four days, all while munching through massive quantities of popcorn and guzzling God-only-knows-what, has brought on a sort of pre-seasonal traumatic stress disorder. Thankfully Tintin debuts tomorrow. Long live Hergé. Gulp.

And so go things here in Nero's world for now. More regular postings will ensue when the new year rings its way in and inspiration comes rooting around for something more rarefied. But for now, dear readers, do sit tight, stay warm and delight in the very best of this mystical, magical season.

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7 comments:

Bourbon&Pearls said...: That was a great little journey through your life! I'm up to my elbows in baked goods and if I have to run to the shops for one more ingredient I will scream.; December 21, 2011 at 2:10 AM
anita said...: I love this post! A glimpse into Nero's life is a sight for sore eyes.
And your shoes couldn't be more fabulous.; December 21, 2011 at 7:17 AM
Alcira Molina-Ali said...: Dearest Tabitha, hope you'll share visuals of what you're cooking up!
Happy Holidays, Alcira; December 21, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Alcira Molina-Ali said...: Dear Anita,

Thanks for popping by ;)
The shoes are from Ann Taylor and were deeply discounted.
Clearly, electric blue cowhide ain't for everyone!
Cheers, Alcira; December 21, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Lauren said...: Hi Alcira,

I love the glimpses into your home. Did you ever share a house tour with us at some point or did I miss it?

L; December 21, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Alcira Molina-Ali said...: Hi there Lauren,

Thanks for the kind words.
Snippets of Villa Nero have indeed popped up over the life of this blog, but never an official house tour, no.
Could it be that our spaces are forever works in progress? Living things, worlds interrupted?
Cheers and best, Alcira; December 21, 2011 at 4:51 PM
candicecowin said...: I recall you survived the last month of your pregnancy almost entirely on panettone! Yay! Memories!; December 21, 2011 at 9:47 PM